I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected Cow Mug — Funny Selective Hearing Black Coffee Cup (11oz/15oz)

This glossy black ceramic mug brings a wink of humor to slow mornings and late-night coffee runs. A wide C-handle fits comfortably in your hand, while the vivid printed cow illustration and playful line — “I have selective hearing. I’M SORRY you were not selected” — pops against the deep-black surface. It warms up in the microwave and slips into the dishwasher without fading, so the joke stays bright through everyday use. Keep it on your desk, kitchen counter, or beside a favorite reading chair when you want a little grin with your caffeine (or tea).

Start your day in style with our Black Ceramic Mug, available in 11oz and 15oz sizes. Designed for coffee, tea, or your favorite hot drink, this mug combines durability with a sleek, glossy finish that makes every sip more enjoyable. Perfect for home, office, or as a thoughtful gift, it’s both microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience.

Whether you’re looking for a funny coffee mug, inspirational quote mug, skull design, animal print, or seasonal style, this versatile black cup is the perfect canvas for bold, full-color designs that won’t fade. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just treating yourself, this mug is a must-have for coffee lovers and collectors alike.

Key Features:

• Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
• Durable black ceramic with glossy finish
• Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
• Vibrant prints that stay sharp use after use
• Great gift idea for coffee, tea, and hot drink lovers
• Lead and BPA-free, ensuring safety in every sip.